May 2013
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
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mjsheartisstillbeating asked: How much did ur MJ case cost?!
poopflow:
blackandwiteroses:
poopflow:
men are from mars
women are from venus
damn im horny
someone hop on this penis
awesome dude!
men are from the inland
women are from the coast
holy shit your comment sucks
get the fuck off of my post
What does happiness feel like?
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Watchagent-355:
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
worldfallsdown:
I can’t wait for the UK to come last in Eurovision.
2 tags
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the-dreams-i-would-dare asked: How was your exam, poops?
Watchdanieldempsey:
my dude straight loving him some nsync.
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A brief summary of the careers of British...
David Mitchell: I will act unbelievably posh and heartwrenchingly lonely, only to burst out with a meaningless rant in 3...2...1...
Michael McIntyre: Ihopeyoucanunderstandmewheni'mtalkingthisquicklybecauseifnottoughlucksuckah
Stephen Fry: Good evening good evening good EEEEEEVENING DARLING OH I LOVE YOU ALL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INTELLIGENT LET'S HAVE A JOLLY GOOD QUIZ SHALL WE?
Russell Howard: Let me tell you a story about my adorable and crazy family while simultaneously being adorable and crazy.
Jon Richardson: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH ME!!! Oh, I'm so lonely...
Noel Fielding: So once there was this walrus named Georgie and he floated around the sky for a bit and then he landed and turned into a unicorn and mowed over a group of tourists. Do you like my cape?
Dara O'Briain: Ehhhhh.....
Miranda Hart: -falls over-
Sarah Millican: Aren't I cute? Forgive me while I swear for a bit and tell embarrassing stories about my boyfriend.
Jack Whitehall: I'm going to sit here being adorably posh while complaining about how much I hate Robert Pattinson.
Simon Amstell: I'm precious and every girl in the audience cried when they found out I was gay.
Russell Brand: SEX
